When people throw baby chicks into trash compactors, chuck hamsters off the third story balcony at oncoming traffic, and even the last scene of the Notebook, all have left me un-phased. While I am talking about what has no effect on me right now, I want to talk about what does!
A seasoned veteran such as myself who has been hardened by such a hard life of doing nothing and not having hardship, is hardly ever swoon. There are few things in the world that make me melt, where if I was in a blinding rage, I would stop when confronted by these things.
TINY FRIENDLY ANIMALS:
But not too tiny.
I used to not care for animals, until I got to college…Where I was actually exposed to them. I was always, and kind of still am under the attitude, a pet better perform a function, or it’s useless! So if your cat doesn’t counter attack a snake like Riki-Tiki-Tavi, then I wouldn’t want it. But it doesn’t mean I won’t play with it.
For some reason the only ones that I am affected by are Asians, and Indians… Human babies are the one of the most dependent organisms in the world, when left alone they will most likely die on their own. Disgusting, tiny, fatties!
Anyways, their child-like faith, and blithe nature for some reason really takes me back. Believe it or not, I was once an attractive child, far from the marred Jonah Hex I am now today. And seeing little Asian children have fun makes me have flash backs of a better time as if I just had Ratatouille cooked by a mouse.